The Story So Far…

By: MoonPig | June 19th, 2008

Anyone who thought Paul Jewell was joking when he said the squad needed a major overhaul was wrong. Anyone who saw last seasons performances and still thinks he was joking just need a lobotomy.

Out, so far is Rob Earnshaw (to Forest. Ho ho ho) and Kenny Miller back to Rangers (almost as popular as Earnie to Forest). Lee Holmes, who was released in the summer has joined Southampton… good luck Lee and thanks for your efforts For more information on transfers, check this link

In: Kris Commons, Paul Connolly, Jordan Stewart, Nathan Ellington and Paul Green have already joined (what we’re fashionably calling) ‘the revolution’… and another 3 or 4 are expected (Jewell has targeted centre backs and strikers next).

If you believe the press rumours, we are still in for Freddie Bodde (at Swansea) and Liam Dickinson (Stockport County). Hopefully we’ll bag some big name signings as well… This might boost our season ticket sales past the 20,500 mark which it’s at now - Which must surely be the largest, or among the largest in the division. Take note Swansea.

Yes, that’s right - for the morons over at PlanetSwans - http://www.planetswans.co.uk/article.aspx?ArticleID=585 - Yes, we are a big club. Yes we are bigger than you. Yes, we have sold nearly 3 times as many season tickets as you… but… if you compare us to L**DS UNITED once more . . . . . We’re gonna come and get you! No one is immune to the big clubs coming for your best players, just ask Sir Alex *cackle*

More soon. Stay tuned, the RAMS ARE BACK!

- MoonPig (still clinging on to theoffside.com premiership feed, still in denial).